thursday. big ass beer night. usually leads to some kind of drunken hilarity. was very slow at work most of the night. L and i were serving, dogg was barbacking. spent most of the night throwing ice at each other and trying to dance very badly to jackson 5.
got off around 12:30am. decided to sit and have a beer or two. captain prick was in the dart area playing darts with she who talks too much. when SWTTM came over and sat next to me, we proceeded to bullshit to the dismay of captain prick. i leaned over and said, "dude you know i am not out to cockblock you. you've met my fiance." captain prick just replied "i know dude." and then pouted and made rude comments the rest of the night. when he left i threw coasters at him. fucking asshole. i am now making it my personal mission to cockblock him every time he comes into my bar. teach that cheapass to be 40 and pick up 20 year old girls.
the history of captain prick, abridged: early 40s. drinks beer. throws up after jaeger. hits on any remotely cute female, as long as she's under than 30. plays the "i'm a nice guy please sympathize with how fucking pathetic i really am". once had a girl he was attempting to hit on (a friend of mine outside of work) pay his tab because his credit card was declined, after buying her drinks. (if that were me, i'd never show my face around again). best part? about 9 months ago, he came in reading the "how to pick up women" guide by that funny hatted chode mystery, you know the guy from the vh1 show? yeah. he's that big of a tool.
tonight will probably be more of the same. L, dogg and I. i also have the unfortunate duty of closing tonight, opening tomorrow. god i love getting 3 hours of sleep and working 10 hour days.
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